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what’s your score?

By J. L. Bastiat ⋅ August 11, 2008 ⋅  Email This Post ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Recent polling data helps us to refine the picture of a “not-Obama” voter quite a bit. How do you score? (follow the link for the entire 25 points)

If you’re an independent, moderate or conservative on the fence about whether to vote for McCain or Obama, here’s a helpful guide:

It’s unlikely you’ll vote for Obama if you….
1. aren’t a news anchor.
2. read the New York Times for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.
3. automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush. Or maybe Obama off teleprompter.
4. dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama’s position on Iraq to co-workers.
5. find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.
6. remember the Carter Administration.

(The Corner on NRO)